textfriend 

a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.

Yeah I havent seen Will in months but he's still my textfriend.

textfriend by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011

Textmerized 

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.

Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.

Textmerized by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.

Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!

testerical by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

Filthy Teeter 

A very dirty vagina. It smells terrible and keeps many guys away unless if they want diseases.... lots of diseases.... crabs.... aids.... ganaria.... super aids

I can't believe Joe slept with her she had a Filthy Teeter he should definitely get checked at the free clinic.

Filthy Teeter by x8MikeHunt69x April 13, 2009

testeria 

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

testeria by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

testers 

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

testers by Jim King December 17, 2004

textertain 

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.

Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "

textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010