televison

What the majority of America is addicted to, along with McDonald's. In volves sitting on your couch and eating snacks while getting fat.

Me: Mom, my thighs are huge.

Mom: That wouldn't happen if you didn't watch so much televison.

by simba717 October 14, 2008

Televisionary

A "born to be on TV" visionary who appears on television regularly, delivering messages that fall into her (his) mind from the dead.

There are no good ones on TV, yet.

by Mary Torre Kelly September 3, 2005

televisional

Coming from the television.

Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.

by Denyingninja August 31, 2011

televisiony

acting like your life is a television show

why are you acting so televisiony

by :-) smile January 12, 2015

Televisionist

A noun/adiective used to describe a person who is extremely enthusiastic about either the uses and background of the television, or they are just really into a new show they watched. Can also be used to describe somebody who became famous through use of the television.

My friend is a televisionist he is always telling me about how it was created

by Emillia bournes July 2, 2023

Telovision

Te-love-ision

The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.

-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."

-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."

by Informal Skin January 7, 2009

rodovised televison

A TV station in the horror genre created by a unknown person

hey! have you heard of RODOVISED TELEVISON?

by anonymous November 10, 2020