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Teloka

A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.
"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"
by Katiecorn April 21, 2008
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tailored

1. getting your penis sucked while standing
Robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include "Tailor me bitch. I need to be tailored. She was tailoring me last night when...")
by steve o 1 October 16, 2006
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Tilo

A Tilo is a real Gangster with a Long cock and attracts women like a magnet the iron.
He looks very Beautiful and he is very smart.

He also has a lot of money and is just perfect.
A Tilo is a real Gangster
by 214542315432416432 July 15, 2018
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Tilo

A Tilo is a beautiful girl, a girl who's smart, funny, quirky, and a great person to hang with! She can blow your mind and is dangerous when angry x(! She is a good friend to people she likes! <3 x
Mr. A: Who's she?
Mr. B: Oh, she's a Tilo!
by StarInTheMaking March 31, 2010
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teflon president

a president who cannot be removed from office because the accusations won't stick despite the corruption surrounding them. (from teflon, a material used in frying pans to prevent sticking, that has recently been shown to be unsafe)
Since the 1980s the U.S. has ended up electing one teflon president after another.
by Light Joker December 26, 2006
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tellog

An annoying britain loser with no life and no friends with a small dick
Isn't that guy such a tellog?
by BenZZZZZ March 10, 2015
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Teelo

Biggest Faggot ever; Word used to insult someone that is considerably gay.
Dude! why are you wearing pink shorts? You're such a teelo!
by Bmwm3af September 6, 2004
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