The Act Of being a Short Asshole, and picking on the taller students, Because you are insecure about your height.

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

Someone who is attracted to children, a pedophile. They will touch you weirdly, and say vague sexual phrases to you.

Stands for: Men-Are-Bastards

A mindset in which a female or male temporarily or permantely believes that all members of the male gender are bastards, often due to a viscious break-up or negative relationship.

Noun, Person.

-Formely long haired individual with slight Neo-Nazi based tendencies. Has an incredibly complex outlook on life, although sometimes somewhat dark and demented, he does have a sunny disposition. Philosophical, warrior-like, protective, and trustworthy to the grave.

-Also adept at several different forms of science resulting in mixed results that range from crotch burns and other bodily injuries to jail time, as well as adept at several different types of firearms handling.

-Noticable in public due to the iconic cigar and bulge in back pocket which is a flask.

Mega Raging Boner, referring to yourself

Code word for getting a blumpkin. " Meeting Mr. B" is a way to talk about blumpkins around people and have them not know what you're saying. Especially with mixed company.