teener

1.75 grams of llello

that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball

by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Tweeter

Tweeter - Females Virginia

Don’t forget to wash your tweeter !

by TeaxsTea2019 October 11, 2019

i'm a bad texter

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.

Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.

by Justayoungman February 10, 2017

Tenterhooks

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.

"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."

by reavreav August 19, 2008

teenter

1. (n). An underage teen with whom you can have sex with.
2. (n). A teen with whom intercourse, perhaps indicative of the sexual persuasion, is possible and probable.

Hello John Boy! I was walking my dog like I do fortnightly and I happened to engage in intercourse of the sexual kind with a teenter.

by ihatejiles April 14, 2010

Teener

Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)

Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."

by Honor Nees June 11, 2018

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003