shit talker

People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)

Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.

by <<3 May 15, 2006

tangerine

1. A small orange
2. A led zeppelin song
3. A really fat and lazy orange cat

1. Want a tangerine?
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!

by Coca December 23, 2003

Tanner

A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.

No example will do Tanner justice.

by IhavemetGod December 24, 2011

tinker stinker

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

by taylen24 October 14, 2013

tinkerbell'd

when you go out and get drunk with your buddies, with the thought of acid in the background of your mind. then y'alll arrive back to the pad, and y'all take some acid and feel hella fucked up.

Dude1: dude we should get some JIB
dude2: yeah that sound like pretty cool thing to do while were drunk.
dude3: yeah lets do it
dude4: Nah fuck that shit i got acid lets get tinkerbell'd

by almondroca April 20, 2011

Tanner

One hot mother fucker, messy hair and a jawline that’ll cut diamonds. Type of guy to get any girl to fall in love with him without even trying. Is really good at sports.

Friend: “hey do you see that guy over there? He’s so fucking hot
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”

by HornyToastCumCan October 23, 2019

Tangerine tongue tickle

A tangerine tongue tickle is when you are eating out a women’s pussy but when she isn’t looking you quickly grab a tangerine and spray the juice on your tongue then continue to eat the pussy, infusing the acidic tangerine juice with the pussy to where it creates a tickling effect in the pussy from the acid juice, with a slight burn occurring an hour after.

Last night when my girlfriend was not paying attention I gave her a tangerine tongue tickle, she really liked it at first, but the tickle then changed to a burning feeling, luckily she didn’t know it was because of me.

by Shanen123 July 13, 2020