Takeout Exile

When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.

Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."

by The-Olas February 4, 2024

sausage-taker

One who willingly accepts the cock into his or her hand, mouth, ass, pussy, or all of the above.

Jackson, that sausage-taker... I knew he was gay.

by Cman April 14, 2005

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

k-taker

person who loves anime and K-pop the same

I love BTS´s but I love SAO too, Do you think am I a k-taker?

by ALEMERPON December 8, 2016

l taker

some dusty girl named katie that went on a date w/ her bc and his mom. it was a great time for all. he later asked her if he could put his arms around her. pure savage.

katie is an L taker

by dbsbbahhxhh hshshhah February 24, 2017

asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger April 4, 2018

Chinese Takeout

It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her

Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying

by Aboychap August 14, 2018