Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by Dude January 29, 2004
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by brody May 13, 2005
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by Monkeyman0067 March 15, 2016
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Get the laffy taffy mug.a very small penis,almost resembles a vanilla flavored tootsie roll.this syndrome is also known as the john jastzrebski disease. another slang word for it is
"T-dick" or "john dong"
"T-dick" or "john dong"
"damn look at that taffy dick"
"john how can herpes fit on your T-dick"
""i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong"
"john how can herpes fit on your T-dick"
""i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong"
by steve February 18, 2004
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Get the taffard mug.When taliah and raffi are going out but don't say they are not. Taliah loves raffi but raffi can't tell taliah he loves her so instead he sends her cringe Instagram comments
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