twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.

Babe I'm gona give you the texas twister.

by Silvershank February 27, 2007

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.

Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!

by TheGroin June 16, 2010

cum twister

When you ejaculate into a blender and make a cum smoothie and serve it to someone.

Draven is over here making Cum Twisters over here!!

DJM

by Captain horse cock March 27, 2017

shitty twister

When someone shits on your tits

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

by Quix Skate January 14, 2017

Twin Twister

The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.

Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.

Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.

Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break

by Dirty dan1235 December 14, 2019