touch-o

A typo made on a touch screen, often an Iphone.

I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!

by beckley March 27, 2009

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Touch your Friends balls day

When a another guy touches your balls threw your pants.....Everyday

Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day

Friday 2: oh ok sure

by I am the real Bob the builder July 26, 2021

Touch Gold

With Gold at an all time high, almost $1,200 an ounce, if your touching gold you must be getting money, have money, close to getting money or just rich.

Touch Gold Kid.

That Kids Touching Gold.

by NJ41 December 24, 2009

Touch Helmets

When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.

Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.

by Brosnatch August 9, 2010