Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003

toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.

Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.

by Bennagels April 23, 2008

Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 26, 2018

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

Toaster Effect

A horror movie effect wherein something is intended to scare the audience by popping up unexpectedly, catching them unaware, similar to toast popping out of a toaster.

"Dude, that movie wasn't scary at all, it relied too much on the toaster effect."

by Megamean09 October 6, 2012