Touch dic

the most epic naming fail ever. i mean relly who the fuck names a game touch dic

"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"

by Markvoodle October 20, 2009

touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.

You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.

by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016

Touch of a rapist

Someones who's first touch in football is utterly wank!

'Steve you've got a touch of a Rapist'

by Jizz UK May 18, 2006

Nintendo touch

The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.

This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.

Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"

Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"

by Dr. Taliban April 3, 2009

Touch my no no

When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy

Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU

by Kat033 February 12, 2018

Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.

I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023