Crypto-tosser

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.

A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"

by TomOscarSiSedrickEliRabinski February 15, 2012

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.

I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.

by jimmybomm July 25, 2020

speckamafied tosser

gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline

andrew watson

by POUIP January 15, 2003

Tosser

The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.

"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."

by Spasticus October 7, 2003

Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
myspace/bitchimbarney1234

Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

salad tosser

One who, in their homosexuality, eats out men.

Honey Buns.

by Shadow May 1, 2003