pop a tootie

When your bum coughs
Excuse medid you just pop a tootie?
by Ripvonginger August 23, 2020
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Tootie fruity

When a guy touches your butt and you don’t know what to do
Hey, John stop touching my ass your acting tootie fruity right now
by Beef_stick_19 May 14, 2020
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rudy tootie

hes an adorable little fluffball and yk hes a bit of a stubborn butthole and a little mean at first bc he jokes around a lot but once you get to know him hes the best, hes funny too and he makes a lot of stupid ass jokes but you'll laugh smh, there really isn't enough words to describe him, hes just a sweet lil babie
i love rudy tootie
by Moon_07 🐬 April 27, 2021
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When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.
Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity
by Lydia916 April 05, 2024
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Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.
by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017
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Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone
Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty
by Carol_thebomb November 18, 2020
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splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio
“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”
by Evandm04 August 14, 2023
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