A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.
person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017
Get the too soon mug.Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!
Technician: Ok!
technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...
Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!
thus the too faster stripes are born.
Technician: Ok!
technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...
Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!
thus the too faster stripes are born.
by Meester Siggies November 18, 2009
Get the Too Faster Stripes mug.Change the often used, abused phrase, "Too big to fail" around a bit to mean when an entity, company, person or corporation becomes so huge and so powerful, nothing can bring them down.
"Monsanto is too big to fell."
"As often maligned as his news empire is these days, Ruppert Murdoch is still too big to fell."
"As often maligned as his news empire is these days, Ruppert Murdoch is still too big to fell."
by RadioFlyer July 31, 2012
Get the Too big to fell. mug.by Crow August 17, 2003
Get the too short mug.Means too tired to participate, too worn out.
Originally meant too old to play with the cool kids, from the Chuck Berry song. Lyrics below:
"Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in '22
Now, I is gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl youse better get hip
"Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin' weaker when you try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin'?to go in one way
Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.
Originally meant too old to play with the cool kids, from the Chuck Berry song. Lyrics below:
"Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
This might have been fine back in '22
Now, I is gonna give you fellows just a little tip
If you wanna keep your girl youse better get hip
"Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
You hips are gettin' weaker when you try to do the stroll
And every time your feet gettin'?to go in one way
Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray.
by feelinMyAge August 25, 2011
Get the too pooped to pop mug.by R4JC July 27, 2004
Get the too legit mug.A common phrase in response to anything that needs doing or has been done. Often used even when the task is not "too easy". It becomes contagious.
"How you going on that report Michael?"
"Too easy"..."All over it"
Can be used in conjunction with "All over it" for extra effect or "All over it like a rash" for even more impact
"Too easy"..."All over it"
Can be used in conjunction with "All over it" for extra effect or "All over it like a rash" for even more impact
by Bennnno November 5, 2005
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