Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.

we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.

by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008

downward tomato

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place

Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Tomás

A beautiful, smart, hot, sexy, strong human being. If your name is Tomás you are a fucking god.

Tomás is a fucking god.

by A fucking diva June 14, 2021

The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.

Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!

by Chef McNasty September 5, 2011

the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

by Vik Singh September 23, 2019

tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.

Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider

by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014