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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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thanksgiving clap back

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers
Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016
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Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
by azn_ninja April 9, 2009
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Thanksfucking

Avoiding going to your parents home for Thanksgiving beacuse they are all insane morons and instead staying in and fucking the shit out of your girlfriend
"Sorry Mom, can't make home for Thanksgiving. Im staying in for Thanksfucking!"
by Cottage Guy September 27, 2011
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That's why we can't have nice things

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014
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Thankshallowmas

A post-modern holiday created in 2004 by Kathy Carey of Chicago. It combines the best traditions of Thanksgiving (meal), Halloween (candy, costumes, decorations) and Christmas (presents, decorations). Thankshallowmas traditionally takes place on the first Saturday following Halloween. It also exempts Kathy's in-laws from any further holiday celebrations with her family, which makes it all worth it.
Dude! I got that sweet lego set from Grandma for Thankshallowmas!
by |||gp||| November 5, 2011
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