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The Unit

A kickass show on CBS about a group of special forces soldiers who go around saving the world and return home to their loving wives. The action is intense, and the writing is sharp. Makes me respect American servicemen more than 24 ever did.
FBI Agent: Sergeant Major, Where are you going?
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit
by Doctorwaffle August 15, 2008
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keep it on the up

1) Doing what society expects of you; being a proper ciizen; acting properly. Using socially acceptable behavior. Another way to say "walk the straight and narrow path"; being a "proper"citizen; straight laced.

2) The alternate name for "Troublemaker", by Weezer, by dumbasses because they only really listen to the chorus.
"Troublemaker" Exerpt, 2nd verse:

I'm growin' out my hair,

I'm movin' up to Cherokee,

I'm gonna be a rockstar,

And you will go ta bed with me,

'Cause I can't work a job,

Like any other slob,

Punchin' in and punchin' out
and suckin-up to "Bob".

Marryin' a bi-otch,

Havin' seven ki-ods,

Givin' up and growin' old,

And hopin' there's a God.

I'm a troublemaker,

Never been a faker.

Doin' things my own way

And never givin' up

I'm a troublemaker,

Not a doubletaker.

I don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
by Tenacious Faulker June 25, 2009
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the ultimate taboo

Wow, looks at those twins getting it on, that's the ultimate taboo.
by Daniel Tosh Perv November 25, 2013
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the universe

possibly the BIGGEST mistake ever made period!
Hitchhiker's Guide: In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Panthean April 23, 2008
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The Ugh People

The Ugh People started coming into existence between 2008 and 2009.

These kinds of people are inhibitors who merely exist to annoy the hard working and diligent.

While they are unknown by exact recognition, they tend to emanate their auroras of progress oppressiveness.

Not surprisingly, they were first found by high school students in an English class.

In short, The Ugh People are a populace set in place to distract the aspiring scholar. It is possible these are organic infestations of Senioritis but no plausible evidence has been suggested that confers such a suspicion.
1. Girl: It's those Ugh People again *sigh*

Boy: Yeah I saw them in class today.

2. Never let the Ugh People get you down, just keep moving forward.
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The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.
Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*
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The undertale fandom

The undertale fandom is a weird place not really cringe but not really perfect
Not Y/N: Hey bro I like the undertale fandom

Y/N: “That’s pretty gay bro”
by Ink is gay February 28, 2022
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