Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.

I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics

by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019

slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.

Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight

by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025

Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.

I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!

by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024