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Clinkin’ the slinky

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025
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Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.
Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
Trey Lance otb.”
by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022
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Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.
I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school
by Outlawzen December 30, 2022
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Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019
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Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.
Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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spring slinky

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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