n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
Get the shake'n'bake tanmug. When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.
When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".
by Karlene Schultz April 30, 2007
Get the dirt tanmug. A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.
by LeniexxLollipop May 29, 2009
Get the Swimmers Tanmug. A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.
by daemonchild May 24, 2007
Get the squaddie tanmug. by Mrmcchicken July 6, 2011
Get the Croc Tanmug. by Grand Patriarch Kyle March 6, 2008
Get the Hoo Tanmug. Having a graveyard tan means that you have absolutely no tan whatsoever and that your skin is deathly pale/white.
by Flynn Patrao/ Scyth Do'Urden/ The Hostile Mushroom September 25, 2005
Get the Graveyard Tanmug.