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Hearts of Iron Syndrome

A person who recently got into Hearts of Iron 4 and now considers itself a WW2 historian, but in actuality has very limited knowledge of the historical events that unfolded.

The afflicted person tends to start holding opinions falling in the slightly more radical left or right depending on the way he likes to play the game due to democracy being crap.
The afflicted tends to dwell in dimly lit basements and has a Nazi Germany or Soviet Union flag hanging next to his pc, it spends most of it's time playing a runs of Ironman on elite difficulty, watching roleplay HOI videos on youtube or watching WW2 documentaries on netflix
A- *comes out of basement and starts a conversation about ww2*
B-"I won't start this argument with you cause you have Hearts of Iron Syndrome
by Vlad123 May 10, 2020
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Eighth-Grade Syndrome

When someone around the age of 12-15 get engrossed into one topic such as a TV show or video game, and believes they are a part of it in the form of a Character or possessing the powers from the show or video game. In other cases, influences from shows or video games may not even be a cause.

Surprisingly, this is a quite serious phenomenon that happens in real life, and not just something that appears in the show “Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai” as where it is most commonly known.

Symptoms may range from full-on costume wearing with quotes used within their everyday conversations, from acting completely normal with only them believing in themselves having some sort of power.

A common example of a subtle version of this syndrome would be kids having thoughts such as “I’m smarter than anyone” or “No one can understand my thoughts, It’s too complicated”.
“Ugh, that kid has Eighth-Grade Syndrome. He must think he’s so cool, when in reality he’s just pure cringe.”
by iNotAotaku June 13, 2020
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Mukamel syndrome

n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
by edipus March 27, 2011
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XCOM syndrome

A condition in which, after logging many consecutive game hours of XCOM: Enemy Unknown, the user begins to hallucinate seeing semi-transparent blue shields and half-shields in real-life cover items such as walls, counters, and cars.
Dmitri rubbed his eyes and shook his head as blue shields tinged his view. After last night's gaming binge, the XCOM syndrome was starting to get to him.
by jtroopa December 4, 2013
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Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"
by Izaroo January 13, 2021
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Stockholm Syndrome

You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.

The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.

When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.

person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017
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White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012
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