The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe
"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
by Purple Mist January 6, 2008
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A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"
Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."
Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"
Bro 1: "wtf!?"
Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"
Bro 1: "wtf!?"
by Hotora May 24, 2010
Get the Seize the Z's mug.When someone or something does something in a way that emphasizes their size, whether positively, negatively, or in a neutral manner.
“Kiki the pup displayed such excellent sizemanship when he snuggly road the scenic byway in the backpack of his motorcyclist mama.”
“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”
“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”
“This fork ALMOST fits inside the Tupperware, but it just won’t close. What poor sizemanship!! This is baloney!”
“In sixth grade I was the glad bearer because I was the only one who the holster belt fit. My sizemanship came in handy that year and earned me the junior patriot’s metal.”
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Get the Michael Size mug.A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.
Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
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