Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

swedish

used to describe an object or event that was hot, happening, sexy, (or three all combined)

that night was swedish
swedish! (to mean sounds good)
we were so swedish last game

by phil October 29, 2004

Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

swedish role

the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets

Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.

by Charles Swanson May 13, 2005

swedish humidifier

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;

After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.

by boomumba4 December 7, 2010

Swedish Bake Oven

it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.

My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven

by PotHeadDegree March 2, 2011

Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump

Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"

by swenor June 21, 2011