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Swedish Basketball

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out
I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good
by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021
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swedish kiss

the act of kissing with tongue, while offering/receiving the occasional light nibble or bite on the tongue or lips
He didn't just French kiss me... he gave me a Swedish kiss
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swedish popsicle stick

when a chick is blowin you and she throws up on your dick and you make her lick it all off like a popsicle
man i just got the craziest Swedish popsicle stick from graceann last night! That girl knows how to have a good time
by yoshimota July 22, 2023
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swedish turn signal

the female version of the dutch rudder. when a girl inserts her finger into her vagina and the other girl moves her hand.
My college roommate gave me a swedish turn signal until i came all over my hand.
by fez dispenser September 19, 2009
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swedish

A person from Sweden. They have blonde hair blue eyes and are huge! Even the women are like 6" plus, and are usually hot! The men seem to have alot of upper body strength, this is to stop the foriegn men from having at there women.
African American "hey sexy blonde girl arent you tall and attractive, i bet your swedish, you get me!"

Swedish Girl "Jah i'm Swedish, you wanna buy me a drink!?"

Swedish Guy "Not going to happen! walk away puny man! before i must break you!"
by Tango169 August 14, 2006
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Swedish Rape

To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
by magic teacup January 12, 2011
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swedistan

Wanna go to swedistan?
No thanks, i don't like africa or the middle east, too violent and disease riddled .....a friend of mine got robbed and raped there
by Sandra99 July 31, 2017
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