Shruthi

A small, sly, clever, and intelligent person, usually female, who partakes in micschief secretively; a rebel.

Joe: You really TP'ed the principal's house last night? You're such a Shruthi!

by BlackNoise March 27, 2009

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

UW-Stout

Wisconsin's polytechnic university, comprises nearly 9000 students from all over the world. Often looked at as the back-up school or reject campus in the UW-System, nothing could be further from the truth. With one of the best aesthetic campuses, highest job placement rates and most notorious party reputation in the state, UW-Stout kicks the shit out of every other 4-year campus beneath Madison. Oh, and one of the best men's hockey teams in the country to boot.

Often imitated on Thursday nights around the state, but never duplicated... UW-Stout.

Jackie: Hey! I got into UW-Stevens Point!

John: Really? I'm sorry!

Jackie: Why?

John: Because your going to a trashy hippie school with no decent partying where everything about it blows a dick

Jackie: Oh shit, *crying*

John: Put your app in at UW-Stout, we do it right! Believe that!

by DoubleDKegs July 25, 2009

shrute

To mess things up in a sort of irreversible way.

It's something people say around your office, "You really Shruted it," Do you think it comes from Dwight Shrute?

by Dylan Santoriello August 28, 2007

stout

Stout is a dark beer made using roasted malts. Stout was first brewed by Guinness of Ireland and was originally called Stout-Porter, as its recipe was a variation of that for porter beer. It encompasses a large enough class of beers and subclasses of beers, that Stout and Porter are considered two distinct styles.

I got totally drunk after only 4 pints of stout

by dookie February 28, 2004

stout

Stout is a term describing a female's body. It is not used negatively, but is a trait that is actually sought after. It can be used like the words fine, sexy, or most accuratly thick. It is most commonly used to define a female who has a big booty and big breasts. It can also be used to describe the size of a woman's butt or breasts, as in "she's stout in the front but not in the back." The word stout is also used by some people to describe the general sex-appeal of a female, but that usage is inaccurate. Stout usually refers to only those certain body parts (breasts and or butt).

Only to be used when referring to females.

I'm going to find me a stout joint tonight.

She's stout as hell!

She's stout in the front but she ain't got nothing in the back.

by Yinginanen Sanen April 5, 2005

Shruti

Hot, with a hint of naughty, and an attitude to go with it. You'll never know what hit you.

I just cant get enough of her, that girl's one hell of a shruti!!

by Macsmack February 21, 2009