Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

black stool

Hebrews get A black stool caused by unkosher food, like RED BEETS

Grand ma was on the pot calling for the Doctor. I got black stool get dah doctor!!!..

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

stool pigeon

a turd that flies out of your butt

safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.

by tardexecutioner May 9, 2011

Daddy Stool

Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.

I need a Daddy Stool... "Daddy - Daddy Stool!"

by Offbeat July 29, 2004

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

step stool

noun: A person who becomes a rebound and is kept around until someone better is found.

I can't be single and don't wanna deal with the pain of a break-up so I'm gonna find someone to be my step stool.

by Lez-be honest January 11, 2017

stool whip

When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.

Just stool whipped my gf, shit was so cash

by JustClause September 25, 2016