Thievin’ Steven

The act, during a cornhole game, of “accidentally” miscounting the score in your own favor.

“Wait, wait . . . You only have 12, not 13. Don’t pull a Thievin’ Steven.”

by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019

Steven Tyler

To be Steven Tyler is to be an extremely sexual person without being considered repulsive. It's like a pervert..Who wears perversion well.

Not neccesarily calling Mr. Tyler a pervert, just a seamingly sexual person.

That Josh is such a Steven Tyler. I can't believe he just grabbed that girls boobs. He didn't even know her. She thought it was funny though. I heard they're dating now.

by Jack E. Daniels January 5, 2009

Steven

a very sweet and honest guy. Some one you can talk to all day. He is some one you wont be able to get out of your head because he just seems like a perfect guy. probably to most realest dude you'll ever meet and when he says he's into you he means it.He will have no problem in waiting for you, treats his girl right and can always put a smile on your face and he knows it every time. Very cute, sexy and attractive both physically and mentally very funny and always has something to talk about. Every time you hug him you let go too fast because deep down you know if you hold on any longer you wont want to let go. Even though all this is true about him you might not want to let him know but you know inside he is. very dependable and excessively caring and its all a good thing....most likely to be a stalker. He is the best boyfriend you'll ever have so if you ever get a Steven dont let him go......I know i wont:-)

Omg that is the 134585594 time he walked passed me today he is such a stalker!!!!! he must be a Steven V.

by SV'sbabe November 15, 2009

Even Steven

A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.

I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.

by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009

Steven

A Steven is the definition of a perfect guy. He is sweet, sexy, funny, and sophisticated. He has a big dick and know to use it ;). He is very athletic and treats girls right.

"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"

by Ilovemysteven September 24, 2012

Steven Universe

A show of plump characters, Thin characters, And plump... and thin at the same time characters...? The show follows 4 Gems, One of which is half human half Gem, Known as the Crystal Gems, It's a good show, And has good animation and story, It's depressing and funny.

I love Steven Universe!

by 🌸a e s t h e t i x🌸 July 5, 2018

Steven Leonardi

Steven Fucking Leonardi. Gets whatever he wants. Rich. Has the best luck in the world.

"I wish I was Steven Leonardi so that everything could go right and I could be perfect."

by bitchface76 April 28, 2010