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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
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stat that

A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"
by seyahsupreme January 14, 2022
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier
I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better
by safsfaaaa May 22, 2022
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single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com
Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer
by eddie the man held July 9, 2007
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Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"
by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020
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Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe
Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat
by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021
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