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batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)
I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.
by Organist_USA March 30, 2024
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stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
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STAT Girl

A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.

While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.

In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.

STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.

STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".

A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
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Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe
Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat
by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021
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Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.
The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020
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Stat Paddying

To get wins in Warzone in bronze lobbies.
Baz: Fancy some stat paddying?
Jezza: Please don't hurt me
by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021
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Stat padding interactions

Your just stat padding interactions aren’t you?
by GG X Branch February 24, 2021
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