Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.

Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.

by SG16 January 1, 2010

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stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

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stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

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It's Staind not Stained.

Staind is a decent band. Not Stained, that's what you get when you spill something on your shirt.

by Sta as in Staples December 7, 2006

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An insignificant mainstream rock group who tried Intellectual rock but failed miserably.

Unfortunately they also attempted a cover of Tool's song "sober" who's main effect was to make everyone wish they werent.

"stained tried to leg hump Tool but failed to gain an erection quick enough"

by Frank November 2, 2003

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