Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

snappleken's

1.To say or be used ,when forgotten something totally Fuckin stupid or you known that something:funny,or hilarous has happened.or is about to happen.
2.Basically alot of times blondes use it when they for get that extra tampon.
3.Or when your a total fuckin douche and swallow your gum.

"Oh Snappleken's guys!"
"I forgot the tampon's"
"Oh shit" "The waffles and bagles to."
"we are so totally fucked."

by Bevais April 2, 2008

Snapplecrackers

This is more like a phrase you say when something bad happens. More like a..."Holy Crap" or "Oh my god!"

"Snapplecrackers... my pants are unzipped!!!!"

by Unwanted Girl March 2, 2010

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010

Daniel Stapleton

A "mad fella" who rides motocross and drifts cars.
Daniel Stapleton, also known as Mad c**t or ruthless is a caring bloke who looks out for his mates and loves his lady.

Ruthless c**t! must be Daniel Stapleton.

by yeahiknowhim August 20, 2011

staples

A useful tool for tapeless times.

"uh oh, i ran out of tape.. now what do i do?"

"staples my friend.. staples"

by dr. toofess April 12, 2013

Stapleton

1 (N) A Person, when asked to do something, says ok then walks away and stares into space 2 A person that mumbles incoherent words that have nothing to do with anything that has taken place in the last fifty years. 3 A person that does the two things above at once. 4 A person that has an extremely long chin hair that grows back within a matter of hours. 5 Someone that can't remeber what they are doing so they act like they know what is going on and eventually go into their "Special Rooom". 5 The first steroind free bearded lady. 6 A woman wiht a large bald spot on top of their head that they know nothing about. 7 A person that, if you throw crackers at her head and hit her in the eye, will take ten minutes to realize what just happened. 7 Joey's lover. 8 A rather large block of nothing that slightly resemble human. Orriginally found on Mars (even they didn't want her). 9 A cross between a man and woman.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am going to do a Stapleton in the closet.

by Skared January 26, 2008