Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

stale toast

A dwarf

Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes

by AlfredoWNL September 18, 2021

Stale

Reeming

You stale as shit kareem

by Joe mason February 21, 2017

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl April 21, 2018

stale white bread boy

The guy that is always fixed by a manic pixie dream girl

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies

by bluebruce December 15, 2023

Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025

Stale

When someone's not up to date with the latest memes

Person 1: what are those!

Person 2: ugh, you're so stale

by C-c-c-cow February 17, 2017