1. Much like the chess reference, when two or more obese individuals are trying to make love but are unable to make the right parts connect due to their fat obstruction.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
2. When a couple is having non-passionate sex and neither seem to be able to reach climax, so they agree to disengage and move on.
1. Jeanne & George were having a hell of a time heavy petting, but the night took a turn for the worse when their passionate attempts to make love resulted in the ever-frustrating stalemate.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
2. Rich and Deb were each trying their best to will themselves to orgasm, but after 20 minutes of mindless awkward and slightly painful humping, they agreed they had reached a stalemate, turned on Seinfeld, and called it a night.
by Pam Light May 13, 2005
Get the Stalemate mug.A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
Get the Stale Gumball mug.Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey
by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019
Get the stale bread mug.The most amazing creature found at the west coast of Norway. It is very cute, has big blue eyes, and calls upon you at night to go and watch the little lights in the water together. It learns people to love and trust life. You will never experience a night as magical as with a Ståle.
M: I met a Ståle last night.
L: Oh you're so lucky! How did it go?
M: It was like a Disney movie, I never felt better!
L: Oh you're so lucky! How did it go?
M: It was like a Disney movie, I never felt better!
by thebelgiangirl August 9, 2010
Get the Ståle mug.A person who always sides with the same person, even when he knows that that person is in the wrong, he still sides with him/her, because the person knows he cannot win an argument with the one he always sides with
by Jahage November 27, 2013
Get the Stale mug.When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.
by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009
Get the Video game stalemate mug.To be Stale is to be in a Zen like state, for instance whilst having a hangover where the body is feeling sick, and the mind is not willing to do anything, hence zoning out, and being stale.
by Stoner422 January 8, 2009
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