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bloody snakeskin

The sexual act of when a girl pops her cherry on the boys condom, she will get down and give him a blow job and lick the blood off.
Philip: Damn, I heard Robert got a bloody snakeskin from Shannon.

Omar: Oh dude thats rout!
by Dickdaddy June 28, 2012
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United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.
People will be people, wherever they live.
by wysiwyg March 9, 2007
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Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."
Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
by xJulia June 19, 2006
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Banned in 30 states

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn
by Oh my my February 20, 2015
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Snakes in the grass

Snakes refers to thieves, mooches, haters, etc. the grass symbolizes your immediate area in certain contexts or just the world in general.
"Snakes in the grass so Ina cut dis shit"
"Better stop flashing your money there be snakes in the grass"
by Southmetrojudge July 25, 2014
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South Aurora snakeskin

Mostly used in times of desperate measure, the South Aurora snakeskin is the act of two males aligning their engorged members, then rolling a latex contraceptive device off one gentleman's shaft onto the other's, thus completing a successful "prophylactic pass-off"
Realizing he had nothing but wrappers left in his bedside table, Rich stalled any intimate relations with his current flame until he heard the moaning desist from his roommate Evan's bedroom. He quietly knocked, whipped it out, and accepted a South Aurora Snakeskin.
by Christhevandal November 16, 2011
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shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.
OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111
by You Like Yellow June 11, 2006
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