Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy

"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh

by Nardothepig February 24, 2020

Squidward

The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.

Look at that guy over there he’s so down to earth but angers easily what a Squidward.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Squidward

When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward

Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward

by San Sánchez May 16, 2020

Squidward

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.

Don't be a squidward.

by Chovey March 15, 2021

squidwardvore

an amazing mutual who makes funny content on tiktok

“woah have you heard about that one really cool user squidwardvore?”

by akechistan104 May 19, 2021

Squidward

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021