A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.
Helen is a spreader.
by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004
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Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."
by Robbie February 19, 2004
Get the secretary spread mug.while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.
by nick like woah September 5, 2007
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syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010
Get the spread the mustard mug.Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.
Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"
"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
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