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Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.
Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.
by 3$K August 4, 2017
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Corn Spray

A more powerful and potent version of crop dusting.
I just corn sprayed table six, that lady is a bitch.
by Madhaunter March 13, 2019
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Spray Jose

Preparing for anal intercourse, douching with a Muslim Shower.
Before you met the guy last night, did you Spray Jose?
by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018
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Spray Jose

When you ask someone if they have been involved in a Bukkake or a cum facial.
How many men were there? Gurl did u get a Spray jose??
by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018
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Straight Spray

Noun- Object that is used on men who want to become straight.
If you think your roommate loves cock in his asshole then you use Straight Spray on him to turn his life around.
It usually works but you can not guarentee that it will change his cock giving and taking ways.
Yo bro I think John is fuckin gay I might have to use some Straight Spray on him so he will stop taking cocks in his ass on the weekend.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
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courtesy spray

spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.
Bob-I'll be right back, I have to take a crap.
Fred-Make sure you courtesy spray!
by gloriouslemon March 6, 2009
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People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.
Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*
by icil February 1, 2009
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