shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

Stooner

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with weed, similar to Coomer but for weed.

“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
“Shut the fuck up Stooner.”

by The Altiner August 15, 2023

spooberry

A single wad of spoo or stream of ejaculate that lands seperate from or in an unintended place from the rest of your load.

Dude, whilst aiming for your mama's awaiting tongue, I got a spooberry on the rich corinthian leather couch.

by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003

spoofer

Simmilar to a hacker, but the things a spoofer does are completeley legal and don't harm anything in any way. Usually appear in online game lobbies on systems that run on seperate software, like battle.net

"That guy's name is in colors! He must be a spoofer!" - spoken on battle.net

by Kennon June 12, 2005

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016