Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass

Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?

by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.

'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.

by triple-J December 9, 2008

spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.

Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"

by 2TD September 27, 2015

A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact

It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest

by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019

spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

spooge fuck

To be a complete bone head. To not know what your are talking about.

Dave accused Sam of not knowing what he was talking about without checking his information first. Sam showed him that he was wrong. "You're a spooge fuck Dave " said Sam.

by Mensa Society February 26, 2017