5 definitions by 2TD

kard-tard

Any of the dysfunctional Kardashian clan.

A contraction of Kardashian retard.

Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...

by 2TD September 1, 2015

spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.

Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"

by 2TD August 19, 2015

Bussie

Someone who immediately accuses anyone that disagrees with his point of view as "Throwing me under the bus".
Similar to Godwin's Law (First guy to compare someone to Hitler or Nazis loses the argument), referring to being thrown under the bus is a sign of weak debating skills.

Jim: Yeah, well I prefer strawberry ice cream over chocolate ice cream. Just sayin...
Joe: Oh man, there you go throwing me under the bus again.
Jim: You sir, are a Bussie.

by 2TD July 21, 2015

Smoking the Kool Aid

A variation on Drinking the Kool Aid, or Don't Drink the Kool Aid.

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.

by 2TD November 8, 2020

Heels over Head

A variation or play on words of "head over heels". However, Heels over Head specifically refers to Cunnilingus, with "head" being a term for oral sex.
The woman receiving the Cunnilingus, or head, is on her back, with her legs above her.
Especially appropriate when she is wearing high heels.

Girl, to a friend: I was Heels over Head last night with the boyfriend. I was running my stiletto heels up and down his back as he went down on me.

by 2TD November 8, 2020