I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003

by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.
by triple-J December 9, 2008

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.
n. A dog made of spooge.
n. A dog made of spooge.
by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.
by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022

by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019
