I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
Get the Spooge Monkeymug. by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005
Get the spooge cakemug. Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.
by triple-J December 9, 2008
Get the cyber spoogemug. Dave accused Sam of not knowing what he was talking about without checking his information first. Sam showed him that he was wrong. "You're a spooge fuck Dave " said Sam.
by Mensa Society February 26, 2017
Get the spooge fuckmug. I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!
by JoRokHed October 7, 2011
Get the Spooge-worthymug. The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD September 27, 2015
Get the spooge moppermug. Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.
by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022
Get the Spooge Kernelmug.