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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass
Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?
by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005
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cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.
'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.
by triple-J December 9, 2008
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Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.
I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.
by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011
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spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile
Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
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Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.
Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.
by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022
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A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact
It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest
by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019
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