spon

to share something; commonly used for cigarettes

“hey man, spon me a cigg?”

by msbjs_ May 29, 2018

Spond

A spond (noun) is a group invitation, or group request, sent by a social initiator.

I got a spond from Fred. He wants to organize a trip to the mountain with all his former class mates.

I will send you all a spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not. to the opera next month.

by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014

Spone

Originating from youths with simply way too much spare time. Is the act of playing with the back of someones head. Usually an affectionate act, although you can use a phone book or waffle iron if you feel creative.

He was sponing the back of my head. And it felt good...

I'll spone that fucker with my two-by-four...

by Wisemoose December 22, 2004

spond

a very retarded human being

chris white is a fucking spond

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Sponch

Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching

Jordan just sponched Kayleigh

by SwiTch 1911 May 31, 2011

spondon

Where Adam lives. the uncoolest place on earth! they used to make fag filters at courtaulds

you Spondon spakker!

by Adam P March 22, 2005