Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

slumber

To be in a state of sleep, or being woke up.

"You woke me from my slumber!"

by Loe826 February 4, 2009

Slumberdrunk

Being in a brief state of foolishness, lightheadedness, and disorientation, occurring directly after and caused by a significant period of sleep.

“My girlfriend gave me morning head and I was so slumberdrunk that I accidentally fired one off in her eye.”

by KevinWReed April 10, 2008

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

slum fuck

Lowering your standards for one night of sex.

"She was ugly, but I was horny, so I had a little slum fuck."

by Krisko Disko May 24, 2006

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009