Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

splodger

a derogatory term used against Asians when they were captured by Roger, only people of Asian descent may use the term splodger

look at this splodger

by xpectzyy June 26, 2021

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

sploogecakes

a term of endearment for a guy that masturbates excessively

Me- Hi Sploogecakes!
Kevin (taking hand out of pants)- Hi!

by mury December 1, 2003