split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

split pee

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

by joelm November 11, 2005

split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin

"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."

by ssullivan April 19, 2006

Split Sack

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.

During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.

by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis

Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.

by ising2 June 13, 2015

Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016