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Splattergories

A scatalogical party game in which two or more people take turns consuming laxative laced foods and deficating onto a blank white canvas. The idea is that each player consumes their food in private and the others do not know what they had eaten. Then, after the player "splatters" on the canvas, the other players must collectivly decide what the person had eaten.
Person 1: You guys ready for splattergories tonight!
Person 2: Absolutly! I'll bring the laxies!
Person 3: I've been stocking up on canvases for this very event!
by airpodshotty April 24, 2023
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Fanny Splatter

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.
After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.
by leesumm1 November 5, 2010
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Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.
I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.
by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014
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yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
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ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.
Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......
by SkippysPad October 30, 2015
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Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.
"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda
by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018
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Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.
*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.
by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019
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