spiderman that ho

While your bangin dat ho from behind, pull out, nut in your hand, tap her shoulder and toss that sh*t in her face... "How you like that MJ?"

-werd

I decided to spiderman that ho last night, and I haven't heard from her since.

by A n F February 22, 2008

spiderman'd

When you are doing your girlfriend in the ass, before the man cums he holds it in and spits on his girlfriends back making her think he came, then when she turns around the man cums on her face and yells "Spiderman'd!!!"

Dude I was was fucking Cristy and totally Spiderman'd her!

by Teh_Nite_Guy May 17, 2006

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.

Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.

by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013

Spiderman Special

The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a

Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.

"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"

by BigPapaTrump May 16, 2018

Spiderman whale gang

a gang full of ABSOLUTE normies who think they are superior to shark gang but are all secretly gang banging each other

Have you heard of Spiderman whale gang?

no who are they?

oh just these gay normies

by Joshryan01 gang June 6, 2019

Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

by T. Barr March 22, 2009

Spiderman Bitch

A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.

I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.

by Salty Dub April 13, 2016