spensas

$lang mexican term meaning "$orry" or "my bad".

him: Why didnt you come trough la$t night?

me: Ah "spensas" carnal, i wa$ bu$y.

by CHiKiT4 May 24, 2008

The Senses

The senses is evident in many people after smoking marijuana. When one has the senses, their reaction time is greatly increased along with hand-eye coordination which allows the person to do incredible things that normally would be very difficult to do. The senses become extremely useful in sports and drinking games such as beer pong or flip cup.
Believe in the senses and they will be good to you.

example 1 "Stu is smoking a bong and mike throws a lighter at Stu from across the room. Stu sees the lighter out of the corner of his eye and catches it while continuing to smoke his bong...prime example of The Senses"

Example 2 "Tom and Brent are playing beer pong and haven't sunk any cups. Tom lights up a pipe for them and they miraculously sink the opponents cups for an amazing comeback." The Senses aids in winning drinking games.

Example 3 "Brad (drunk) accidentally knocks his beer off the table. Tom (high) makes a heroic grab and saves the beer from hitting the floor or any spillage."

by Random Phantom February 4, 2010

spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

Spencering

The practice of finding out which gambling market a friend or colleague has backed and then proceeding to copy the bet which subsequently loses. This custom is known as 'Spencering' whilst the person committing the offence can be referred to as a 'Spencerer'

Past tense: to be 'Spencered'

The 'Spencerer' is a wily animal and will often only join a bet when the odds have shifted into his or her favour. However, within moments of their participation, the wager can easily be observed going down the shitter.

Should one encounter a 'Spencerer' it is extremely advisable to maintain a cloud of secrecy. On no account should a 'Spencerer' be allowed to gain knowledge of ones wager.

I told Richard the horse I backed in the 3.20 at Aintree. It looked like a winner all the way until I realised I'd been Spencered by that cunt Richard! He is always Spencering my bets, the total dick!

by Hosethe_daddy February 4, 2019

Sensei Ain

Obsessed with rice and must eat it at least once a day to be sane. Constantly spams the group chat with memes that about everyone leaves on read or replies with a depressed lol. Has great lessons and advice to bestow, but hasn't updated the google classroom for a century.

Sensei Ain told the class about the importance of sharing before proceeding to yell at Brother Mateen for taking her Klondike bar.

by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020

pwn sense

When you can tell someone is about to be pwned.

Wait one sec, my pwn senses are tingling.

by robert stevnson December 10, 2009

Sphincter Sense

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.

"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"

by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011