spectacularific

Kris Egan

Kris Egan is a most spectacularific person.

by fly bait April 7, 2009

semtext

A text message to your wife/girlfriend informing her that you will be home late for dinner as you are on the piss with the boys. She goes fucking ballistic when she gets the text.

My girlfriend dumped me when I sent her a semtext.

by RonanW March 30, 2009

Semtex Grenade

A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.

The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.

The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.

:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'

by rolli20 May 8, 2011

vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

The Gangsta Specter of Defeat

Zim had a daydream about Poop Dawg in ghost form taunting him. Poop Dawg called himself this name.

"You'll never get the mystery prize, Zim!"

by Poop Dawg September 12, 2004

spectasscular

An adjective describing somebody with an exceptionally well formed or attractive backside. Ideal for covert usage, as it can easily be dismissed as a mispronunciation if overheard.

Man 1: "Dude, Kim Kardashian is spectasscular"
Man 2: "Nah man, J.Lo has her beat"

by Eternal Student November 10, 2009

Spectangles

Glasses with rectangular frames.

Wow, these spectangles make my astigmitism fun! I look so hip!

by Pollo_Loco_ December 22, 2009