Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

speed stick 

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth

As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!

speed stick by T-Strom June 25, 2008

speecy spicy sausage 

Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!

speecy spicy sausage by cfs14 April 28, 2006

Speed Screen 

Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.

A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.

The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.

Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.

Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.

Speed Screen by captmurk November 14, 2013

Speed Suggestion Sign 

Those signs with numbers on them that occasionally dot the sides of roads/freeways.

The speed suggestion sign suggested I go 30 mph ... so I'm going 65.

Speed Suggestion Sign by wxflurry August 23, 2012

Speed Shit 

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

Speed Shit by Galea June 30, 2006

Speed Studying 

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.

I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.

Speed Studying by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010