hobosexual

a male who takes an interest in his clothing but shops almost exculsively for second hand clothing at thrift and vintage stores.

a retro metrosexual

scenesters in ohio
activists
vegans

by hillary December 23, 2003

hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food

Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.

by Mea.gan January 3, 2008

hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)

1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!

by Hobobobo January 20, 2008

hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.

<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007

hobosexual

a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one

That hobosexual grows nice apples.

by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008

hobosexual

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.

He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.

by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008

hobosexual

A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.

Hahaha! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it! What a bellend!

by Smackababy September 11, 2007