Sloppelgänger

Refers to someone who looks like one of your friends, but if they were 30 years older and had completely let themselves go.

Much like a version of Your team for doppelgangers, when you spot someone that looks like a fatter, hairier, and/or older version of your friend, you can then say you saw their "Sloppelgänger".

Dude 1: Yo Mike, totally saw your Sloppelgänger today on the subway. I'm pretty sure he was homeless...but it was like SAME FACE.

by isthisanoriginalusername December 29, 2010

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Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

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Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

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sloppy wallace

The act of a man giving another man with a loose asshole a rimjob wearing a wallace (from wallace and gromit) mask. Often the receiver will have diarrhea at the time for extra sloppiness.

Samuel and his boyfriend enjoy giving eachother sloppy wallaces when they have the runs

by Mcjj21 November 10, 2014

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Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014

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